Christmas season is the best and favorite time for anyone as you get to spend time with family and loved ones you haven’t seen in a while. Creating happy beautiful memories together.
The joy, peace and happiness among families during this time is priceless. Celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.
We have put together a selection of Christmas quotes that will help you celebrate the festive season with loved one and send well wishes to them.
Funny Christmas Quotes
Celebrate Christmas time with family and friends with a little bit of humor. Laugh out loud with our list of Funny Christmas sayings that will create very vibrant atmosphere.
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“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” – Andy Borowitz
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“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge
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“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” – Melanie White
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“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” – Dave Barry
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“There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.” – Robert Staughton Lynd
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“I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.” – Frank Butler
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“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar
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“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” – Winston Spear
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“This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.” – Guy Endore Kaiser
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“My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.”– Leslie ‘Les’ Dawson, Jr.
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“The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: ‘Some assembly required.’” – John Leo
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“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” – Kin Hubbard
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“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis
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“I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” – Bridger Winegar
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“Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.” – Erma Bombeck
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“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor
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“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” – Henny Youngman
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“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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“Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.” – Lenore Hershey
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“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple
Best Christmas Movie Quotes
What would be 25 December without your favorite Christmas movie? From animated, romantic, action or even horror movies. We have got you covered with some of the best lines from your favorite Christmas movie. Take a look at our list of Christmas motivational quotes.
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“Yes! Yes I do! I like Christmas! I love Christmas!” — Christmas Carol (1938)
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“Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.” — It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
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“Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!” — It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
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“Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.” — Miracle on 34th Street’ (1947)
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“I believe, I believe. It’s silly but I believe.” — Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
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“Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.” — Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
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“Would you please tell her that you’re not really Santa Claus that actually is no such person?” — Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
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“I myself believe that when it comes to matters of the heart, the only sin is turning your back on love because of what other people think.” — Holiday Heart (2000)
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“All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We’ll improvise… just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You’re gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!” — The Grinch (2000)
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“Arthur! Christmas is not a time for emotion!” — Arthur Christmas (2011)
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“Everyone loves the sleigh.” — Rise of the Guardians (2012)
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“Hey, God. I know I haven’t asked for a lot in this life. Granted, I was born rich, and white, and a man, and straight. Well, except for that one time in Vegas, but that was Vegas.” — Office Christmas Party (2016)
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“Little baby Jesus was born to the Virgin Mary…J Blige.” — The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)
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“I spend months picking out the perfect present for everyone. You know the only thing I get in return? Coupons, free back rubs.” — A Bad Moms Christmas (2017)
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“Look Jamie. I said a lot of crappy things the other night and I’m sorry about that. The truth is, I’m scared to be your friend, because I’m always going to want more. But then I got to thinking that I would rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all.” — Just Friends (2005)
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“It’s Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive.” — The Holiday (2006)
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“That’s what Christmas memories are made from. They’re not planned; they’re not scheduled. Nobody puts them in their blackberry. They just happen.” — Deck the Halls (2006)
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“So, technically, you slept with Santa?” — This Christmas (2007)
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“Boys, I don’t wanna speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she’s nothing but a common street whore.” — Four Christmases (2008
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“If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love is actually all around” — Love Actually (2003)
Best Christmas Vacation Quotes
Embarking on a vacation with family or friends to a special place to spend your Christmas? Take a look at our selection of Christmas holiday quotes that will help you create the best memories of the festive season.
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“We’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.” — Clark Griswol
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“We’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we Dad?” — Audrey Griswold
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“Hey kids, look! A deer!” — Clark Griswold
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“Dad, I think what you mean is ‘Burn rubber, and eat my dust…’” — Rusty Griswold
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“Eat my road, Red Liver Lips!” — Clark Griswold
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“I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!” — Ellen Griswold
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“Clark! We’re stuck under a truck!” — Ellen Griswold
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“Our Father, who art in Heaven. Hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband, he knows not what he does.” — Ellen Griswold
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“Dad, that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard!” — Rusty Griswold
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“It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.” — Clark Griswold
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“Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Christhmath.” — Clark Griswold
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“You better take a rain check on that, Art—he’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet.” — Cousin Eddie
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“Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.” — Clark Griswold
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“A little tree water ain’t gonna hurt him.” — Cousin Eddie
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“He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. Mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, if y’know what I mean!” — Cousin Eddie
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“I love it here. You don’t gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place!” – Ruby Sue
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“Whoa, geez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed—and brush my teeth, feed the hog, do the laundry, wash the car, still got some homework to do.” – Rusty Griswold
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“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.”- Clark
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“If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.” – Cousin Eddie
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“What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?” – Grandpa Art
White Christmas Quotes
Laugh and celebrate your 25 December with family and friends with this selection of white Christmas Quotes.
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“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, Just like the ones I used to know, Where the tree tops glisten And children listen.To hear sleigh bells in the snow.”-Irving Berlin
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“Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white’.”-Bing Crosby
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“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.-Bernard Manning
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“You see the Earth as a bright blue and white Christmas tree ornament in the black sky. It’s so small and so fragile – you realize that on that small spot is everything that means everything to you; all of history and art and death and birth and love.”-Rusty Schweickart
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“I grew up with the classics. My mom and I would sit and watch ‘Singin’ in the Rain’ and ‘White Christmas’ – those kind of movies.”-Lucas Grabeel
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“May all your Christmases be white. Merry Christmas!”-DANNY KAYE – Phil Davis
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“Vermont must be beautiful this time of year…all that snow!”-VERA-ELLEN – Judy Haynes
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“I want to wash my hands and hair in the snow– Unknown
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“I was probably five years old or four years and I would listen to “White Christmas,” and I just thought it was the most beautiful thing ever. The musicianship and his voice and the melody of that song; it’s almost like I wish it wasn’t a Christmas song because I wish that you were allowed to listen to it all year.-Michael Buble
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“Coming from Chicago, I like a white Christmas.”-Dennis Franz
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“I detest ‘Jingle Bells,’ ‘White Christmas,’ ‘Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,’ and the obscene spending bonanza that nowadays seems to occupy not just December, but November and much of October, too.-Richard Dawkins
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“In many ways, I think I’m a good person for it. I mean, I’m not a musical theater dude. Or rather, I don’t watch everything, and love everything, and have every album. The ones that I love – like I’ve seen The Wizard of Oz a hundred times. West Side Story I love. I love Singing in the Rain, I love White Christmas. I love the Dennis Potter ones like Singing Detective and Pennies from Heaven. I love Sondheim.-James Ponsoldt
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“I loved ‘White Christmas’ for the music aspect. I was into musical theater.-Lana Parrilla
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“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know.”-Irving Berlin
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“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white.”-Irving Berlin
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“All I want for Christmas is you.”– Mariah Carey
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[to Phil] You are not exactly Superman, but you are awfully available.”-Judy Haynes:
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“There’s no Christmas in the Army!”– Gen. Thomas F. Waverly:
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“I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that’s forty-five minutes, and I’d at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.”-Phil Davis:
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“It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.” — Scrooged
Christmas is a time to rejoice and be happy with family and friends, making the best memories. We hope you found our list of Christmas quotes helpful and you shared with your family. Please remember to stay alert for more words of encouragement on our website to be always uplifted. Enjoy.
