60 Funny Teenage Quotes To Make You Laugh

Everyone goes through the teenage stage, even your parents were once teenagers. Teenagers are complicated creatures who think they know everything but fun at the same time. Sometimes you won’t understand them, you just have to take a chill pill and enjoy their humorous behavior.

Even though sometimes you will have to put up with their hormones that drives them crazy to understand them better. Dig into our collection of funny teenage quotes that will sure to crack you up with so much humor.

Funny Teenage Driving Quotes

Driving require a person’s ability to stay calm and concentrate on driving rules, now that a different case with teenagers, they are restless, crazy and anxious. Here are some humorous quotes about teenage driving.

“I failed my Driver’s test. Driving teacher: ‘What do you do at a red light?’ Me: ‘I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.’” –Unknown
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” –Unknown
“I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination…” –Unknown
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’” –Tommy Cooper
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it’” –Dudley Moore
“I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching…my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.” –Unknown
“Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!” –Unknown
“Social networking while driving is worse than texting while driving and drunk driving put together.” –Unknown
“Before someone gets their drivers licence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.” –Unknown
“Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.” –Unknown
“Honk if you love Jesus. Drink while driving if you want to meet him.” –Unknown

Funny Teenage Birthday Quotes

It is on birthdays that we should create funny and long lasting memories that should be remembered more, especially teenage birthdays. Wish a teenager a happy birthday with the following funny happy birthday teenager quotes to help them cherish and celebrate their years of teens with a smile.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years. Mark Twain
We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy birthday! Unknown
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Larry Lorenzoni
It was my 16th birthday – my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do – write songs and sing them to people. Stevie Nicks
When we are young, we want to be a teen. When we are a teen, we want to be young. And when we are old, we want to be a teen again. Joy Williams
You are now sixteen! Only a few more years and you won’t be a pain in the ass anymore! Tom Carrey
With each passing year, it’s more and more difficult to be a rebellious teenager. A sixteen year old

Funny Birthday Quotes For Teenage Guys

Teenage years are meant to be cherished, and be remembered. The more kids grow up the more it is harder for you to please them. Here are happy birthday quotes for a teenage guy that will help you cheer them up as they add another year to their glorious teenage stage.

You mean so much to me, you are amazing in each and every way, I love you and hope that you become a legend in your teen years.
It’s your birthday you little naughty teenager, there is not a day that goes by that I am not grateful to have you here with me. I love you so much, do enjoy this day.
There isn’t a thing I wouldn’t do for you, you are amazing in more ways than one and I hope to always be here to see you as you grow to be the amazing person you are, for now, enjoy your teenhood.
Teenagers enjoy life the most, nothing much to think about than how to catch fun and enjoy every moment. I hope you’ll have much fun to always remember today.
You are the only joy that fills my heart; I love you so much and hope that your future is as bright as your smile, to many more.

Funny Quotes On Teenage Life

Teenage life is more fun, all the carefree and craziness- that’s the true definition of fun to teenagers. With all the moodiness and the rolling of eyes, yeah, that adds to that definition. Laugh a little bit with our collection of funny teenage quotes about their life.

When you are seventeen you aren’t really serious. Arthur Rimbaud
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they’ve reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you’re just horny. It doesn’t mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten. Jules Feiffer
In the life of children there are two very clear-cut phases, before and after puberty. Before puberty the child’s personality has not yet formed and it is easier to guide its life and make it acquire specific habits of order, discipline, and work: after puberty the personality develops impetuously and all extraneous intervention becomes odious, tyrannical, and insufferable. Now it so happens that parents feel the responsibility towards their children precisely during this second period, when it is too late: then of course the stick and violence enter the scene and yield very few results indeed. Why not instead take an interest in the child during the first period? Antonio Gramsci
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall. Max Lerner
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives. Camille Paglia
I would there were no age between ten and three-and-twenty, or that youth would sleep out the rest; for there is nothing in the between but getting wenches with child, wronging the anciently, stealing, fighting. William Shakespeare
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. Dave Barry
I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from “Thank God it’s Friday” to “Thank God it’s Monday.” If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent. Ann Diehl
People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable, just like them. They don’t want heroes; what they want is to see you fall. Leonardo DiCaprio
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
The main problem with teenagers is that they’re just like their parents were at their age. Anonymous
We are young, we run free, stay up late, we don’t sleep. got our friends, got the night, we’ll be alright. A teenager
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. Anonymous
You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You don’t find something? MOM! Anonymous
I hate when I send a long text message, and the person only replies to that one unimportant part. A teenager
A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone. Anonymous
At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. Anonymous
I follow my friends around their house because I don’t want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents. A teenager
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. Anonymous
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. A teenager

Funny Quotes About Being A Parent Of A Teenager

Raising a teenager can be quite stressful, but you can find humor in the midst of all the chaos and drama. Check out the following funny quotes about parenting that will bring a smile to your face and also remind you that you are not failing as a parent, every parent faces what you are going through.

“When you’re a teenager, ‘no’ is a complete sentence.” – Author unknown
“Nobody ever feels they’re doing well with teenagers, he said. I think that’s kind of the point of them.” –Jojo Moyes
“Sometimes I’m left with the distinct feeling that I am outnumbered by my only child.” –Colleen Ferrary Bader
“Let me give you some advice here: people who want to have the sex talk with you will act the same way as people who want to murder you. First, they get you in their car, so they’re in control and you can’t escape. Then they drive you someplace in the middle of nowhere.” –Flynn Meaney
“I didn’t bring you up to speak as if your mouth were filled with sewage.” Diane Samuels
“Pearl glanced over her shoulder, in the universal reaction of all teenagers confronted by their parents in a public place.” –Celeste ng
“If all else fails, try to get some sleep…whether you realize it or not, getting enough sleep can make it easier to solve problems, control your emotions, and cope with change.” –Beverly k. Bachel
“Welcome to being the parent of a teenager. Prepare for large amounts of eye-rolling, emotional outbursts, and thoughts of running away. And that’s just the parents!” – Author unknown
“Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic.” –Kami Garcia
“Adolescence is perhaps nature’s way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest.” – Author Unknown
“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.” – Dorothy Parker
“Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.” – Unknown author
“Imagination is something that sits up with dad and mom the first time their teenager stays out late.” – Anonymous
“Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.” – Author unknown
“Bribes are the glue that kept the teenagers and parents connected for generations.” – Gayle Forman
“Mother nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.” – William Galvin
“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” – Nora Ephron